BREAKING NEWZ: War on America

By Christopher R Rice

For years Americans have lined up at Indian casinos. As of 2011, there were 460 gambling operations run by 240 tribes, with total annual revenue of $27 billion. Most Americans believed those profits went to starving tribes. Now we're leaning that money was used to buy nuclear weapons from India.

This morning Chief TakeNoBull announced that those nuclear bombs would be dropped on American cities unless every "white man" / European (meaning Americans) left America and returned to Europe.

Obama held an emergency meeting with Maj. Gen. Harold J. Greene. After careful review of the situation the White House announced: "if we don't leave, we can't stop the bombs from falling. And the casualties would be in the millions." Evacuations are under way. 

After Obama consulted with our top generals he contacted his European counter parts who let him know in no uncertain terms that Americans would not be welcomed or tolerated. Europe is already inundated with immigrants, they told Obama, according to a confidential source.

Seemingly frustrated, Chief TakeNoBull after hearing the news from Europe, told Obama to take his people across the border into Canada the same way Natives were forced to migrate.

We have been given until sunset to get out or get shot. So grab the kids and lets sneak across the border into Canada. Or we will all get vaporized like the citizens of Nagasaki and Hiroshima.

As to why the NSA didn't get wind of nuclear arms sales has finally been revealed. As it turns out the NSA program known as PRISM had nothing to do with counter terrorism and was solely being used as economic espionage against our own allies. The infamous program revealed by NSA whistleblower Edward Snowden used to spy on everyone from the German Chancellor to the Pope was never used to track or trace terrorist. Its sole mission was to steal trade secrets from our friends and allies.

And it seems that Chief TakeNoBull is quite serious, they just scalped Justin Bieber and Donald Trump. This could get ugly folks. Man, you gots to see this, recorded it on my iPhone, Justin and Donald were cryin' like a pair of little school girls.

Yelp, suns goin' down, guess we better get out of town folks.

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