Arrested for Stealing a French Fry

By Christopher R Rice

Officer Pigface "Don't touch my fries, man"

Okay you've heard of the Hamburgler right?

Oh my god Becky, I can't even make this stuff up. It just gets crazier by the day. Friday I reported on a prison strike. If you thought that police brutality was bad out here you should see inside "their house", where they don't have to worry about spectators with cell phones to record their heinous acts.

Then Saturday seven Oakland police officers are arrested for sleeping with an underage prostitute who is the daughter of a police dispatcher.

As a writer my work is already done for me. Just show up at the office and check the arrest records. Copy and paste a police report and maybe add a little commentary.

After all, how did a police dispatcher not know that their sixteen year old daughter was a prostitute and hooking to half of the police forces in the area? Why aren't there, at the very least, charges of neglect being brought against her parents? Or pimping and pandering would be a better charge.

But todays story is an f'n whopper. This poor little piggy stops in some greasy spoon diner to stuff his worthless ugly face when two drunk bimbos show up and sit right next to him. I'm going to let the cop tell it from here because as I said I couldn't make this stuff up...

Police say one of the women reached over and took a frenchfry from the officer’s plate.

When she took a second fry, the officer asked her to stop. "I then politely asked D-1 to not do that again because I paid for that food and she was stealing from me and she could be arrested for theft of my food," the officer wrote in the police report.

The woman allegedly told the officer, "Well then you might as well take me to jail."

When the woman reached over and took a third fry, the officer arrested her. She faces theft charges at this time. The investigation into the incident is continuing.

Source: FOX5

Good thing this power trippin' pig didn't have a Machete, huh.

STAY TUNED: Underground Newz will bring you more as this story develops. We are trying to locate security footage now.

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